-> "Santa At Higbee's, 8:45pm to 9pm"
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"Santa At Higbee's, 8:45pm to 9pm"
Ho, ho ho-ohhhh--Santa wants to go, ho-ho
Santa wants to go, ho-ho, oh
Santa's got to go
Ai, ai, ai, aiiii--all those brats, they cry, aiiii, ai
My lap no longer dry, ai, ai ai!
10 minutes to go!
They think I'll stay a minute longer, between you 'n me
They can kiss my foot-foot-foot
This line of children up near me
Goes back as far as Ter-re Haute!
Oh, I can hardly wait to go
Santa's got to go
Oh, what's up with you?
Bring the next brat up, dude!
I, I, I,I , hate the smell of tap-i-oh-oh-ca
Seems that kid is slow ho-ho, yeahhh!
Time for him to go
Ai, ai aiiii, ai Santa feels so old, ho-ho, hohhh
What's that I smell, some mold? Ho-ho ho!
Hey Elves, make him go!
What do you want for Christmas, Ralphie?
Why do you stare like that?
Yes, how about a football, Ralphie
Would like that, that?
Oh no, now don't you dare pout
No, kid, you will shoot your eye out!
Ho-ho, ho, time for you to go, ho-ho, ho!
Santa Claus's show, ho, ho, ho, ho
Is closed now, cease, cease, cease, cease!
Wonder if Santa really knows
Ho, ho ho ho! Ho, ho-ho, ho!
Oh yes, oh yeah, he knows he knows!...
(Bye!) Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas folks, ho-ho!
(Bye!) Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas folks, ho-ho!...
(ad lib, ho-ho-ho, screaming children, etc.)
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