There's a young man who's history books glitter with gold
And he's using a Urim and Thummim
And when he reads them he knows of the people of old
With the words he can see what befell them
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's using a Urim and Thummim

There's a sign in his dreams but he wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
´Neath the tree by the brook there were metal plates buried
That said all our churches are mistaken
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's using a Urim and Thummim

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And the Spirit is crying for Brigham
In his thoughts he has seen a lake of salt by the hills
"This is the place, so why stand there looking?"
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's using a Urim and Thummim

And it's whispered we may, if we follow the way
That the angels will lead us to godhood
And a new planet waits for those who have faith
In the wondrous Celestial Kingdom
Heed the Word of Wisdom

If there's some coffee in your cabinet,
Don't be its slave, now
Renounce your caffeine, no more hot drinks
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
and Jesus chose one
More wisdom from angel Moroni

His head is spinning and it won't stop before his eyes pop
The magnifying power's intense
Dear Joseph, can't you hear the angel and did you know
Your Urim lies next to the Thummim lens

And as we travel down the road
The Book of Mormon's for our souls
In the wood box there are big stones
That shine white light and want to show
No, all the plates aren't made of gold
And if your faith is at its best
The truth will come to you at last
You must read the Pearl of Great Price
It will give guidance to your life!
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's using a Urim and Thummim

There's a prophet we're told, in the Sciptures of old
He was using a Urim and Thummim
And when he got here he guessed that the shores were blessed
With God's word his submarine made it here
Ether using a Urim and Thummim, uh uh uh