If it's Stairway To Heaven, Zeppelin's goin' to sing,
If it's Stairway To Heaven, Zeppelin's goin' to sing,
When Led Zeppelin sings, I'll have no song to sing.

Nice Led Zeppelin taught us to sing and dance,
Nice Led Zeppelin taught us to sing and dance,
Got what it takes to sing bad metal and give a chance,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel good
When you're tryin' to find Ozzy Osbourne,
You don't know which way to go?
If you like Black Sabbath
They got no song to sing,
If we listen to the band Chicago.

Zeppelin won't help you, Sabbath won't do you no good,
Now, Zeppelin won't help you, Sabbath won't do you no good,
When Led Zeppelin sings, Mama, we've got to sing

All last night sat on the porch and moaned,
All last night sat on the porch and moaned,
Thinkin' about Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin.
Singing, Sabbath and Zeppelin... Sabbath And Zeppelin... Sorry but we can't hear that...
Hear that... Hear that... Hear That...