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Song Parodies -> "(Getting Seasick On) The Ocean"

Original Song Title:

"The Ocean"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"(Getting Seasick On) The Ocean"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Dodson

The Lyrics

Count-In: The waves are forty feet already and your boat ain't steady
and you went *cough* *cough* *cough* *retch*

Below deck in a small boat bein' lashed by the rain
Feelin' kinda queasy, feelin' stomach strain
I'm rushin' up to the top deck, poppin' Dramamine galore
I'm gonna make fish bait from what I ate in a midday ocean squall

Puke into the ocean, enjoy my dinner once more
Pray to the porcelain gods to let me set foot on shore
Losin' all my cookies while the boat is underway
You know I ain't dumpin' sewage, just givin' fish a free buffet

Standin' round, blowin' chunks while the sky turns dark and gray
The waves are lookin' like mountains, and they wash my spew away
Tastin' digested noodles and a few soggy Pop Tarts
So much for takin' all of them donuts from the pastry cart,
Gonfunko's Official WebsiteCopied Right 2005 Aaron Dodson

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Red Ant - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody Gonfunko. I couldn't get the intro to scan right though-is that set to the instrumental part or is the version on the box set different than the original? MIne starts with "Singin' in the sunshine..."
Aaron Dodson - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
The count-in is VERY quiet on the original recording, but it is there. It's quite possible there's also a version without it, but when I Googled the lyrics, they had the count-in, so I figured I may as well spoof it as well.
Red Ant - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, yes- I had to turn the volume all the way up to hear it on my PC but it is there.

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