There's some luggage that's lost
Oh that's just uncontrolled
After flying the Airline to Dayton
When she get there it blows
All the stores are all closed
Through the crowd she can lose what she came for
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, Ooh and she's flying the Airline to Dayton

There's some signs of alcohol
So she wants to be sure
Cause you know some planes they have one pilot
In the seat lies a book
There's a Playboy with flings
Sometimes the stewardess is included

Ooh, makes me wonder
Ooh, where's the cover

There's a feeling I get
When we pass Budapest
And the airfare is just so deceiving
Out the window I have seen
Rings of smoke from the wings
And the panic of those who scream looking

Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, was that just thunder

And it's whispered that soon
We will all meet our doom
If the seats aren't in upright position
With this ticket they pawned
Said cheep flight to Dayton
And the conmen will echo with laughter

If there's a hustle from the front row
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a shotgun on the drag queen
Yes there are two planes you can go by
You took the wrong one
There's no time to change the flight you're on
And I made a blunder

Engine is humming hope it don't go
That would sure blow
Grim Reaper's calling you to join him
Help Navy! Did you see that wing go?
And did you know
You're suitcase is gone with the whispering wind

And as we wind on down below
The airplane falling barrel rolls
Where is the pilot we don't know?
The seatbelt bright light is aglow
Don't trust a plane that harvests mold
And if you wait it's very hard
Parachute will come to you at last
When all are done we take the fall
To land on a dock in Ohio

And she's the flying the Airline to Dayton