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Song Parodies -> "Faster By the Foot"

Original Song Title:

"Trampled Under Foot"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Faster By the Foot"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

What else can I say? Led Zeppelin and Sonic...two great tastes that taste great together! Enjoy the parody!
Quills all slicked down,
Cobalt as the sea,
He moves so fast yet hugs the road,
And he really feels so free.

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

Ooh, shoes are free of friction,
Helps him keep his flow,
Sonic really hits the gas,
And he’ll never let it go!

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

Loves his heavy metal,
Thinks that disco’s good,
He’ll keep groovin’ day and night,
Like a heroic hedgehog should.

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

Automobiles he don’t need,
But he’s got his style,
When he’s on a mission,
He’ll go for the extra mile!

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

He’s got much ambition,
And he really flies,
Guaranteed to run for hours,
Sonic’s gonna get the prize!

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

Groovin’ down in Green Hill,
Danger straight ahead,
His veins have got gasoline,
There’s no Zone that he won’t tread!

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

He can’t stop talkin’ about… [x2]
Ooh, yeah yeah!
Come on!

[guitar/Clavinet solo]

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he’s comin’ through!

Gonna do a sermon
Every episode,*
Tellin’ you to look both ways
‘Fore you cross the road.

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

Ooh yeah, he’s so acrobatic,
Won’t be fooled by lies,
Makes me wonder what he did
Before he velocitized.

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…

Ooh, feather-soft when happy,
Sharp in jeopardy,
He’s so glad that he stood up
And made that Doctor flee.

Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout speed,
Talkin’ ‘bout…
Aw yeah,
Aw yeah!

He can’t stop talkin’ about speed!
He can’t stop talkin’ about speed!
Ooh, watch him get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, yeah!
He can’t stop talkin’ about…
He can’t stop talkin’ about speed!
Baby!
He can’t stop talkin’ about speed!
Yeah, baby!
He can’t stop talkin’ about speed!
Baby!
Yeah, baby!
Yeah, baby!

Uh!
Groove it!
Groove it!
Groove it!
Groove!
Groove!
Awww!
*-Refers to the "Sonic Says" segments at the end of every episode of the cartoon "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog".

Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by...well...getting trampled under foot.

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