-> "Dogma of Bernie"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway To Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Dogma of Bernie"
There's a Dispenser of Pez called Ocasio-Cortez
And she's buying the Dogma of Bernie.
She is running for the House; she pried loose a hack louse
but her mindset is violent Red and Yellow
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying the Dogma of Bernie.
There's a saying on a wall; you don't have to be pure
but your Freedom has multiple meanings.
Now in urban New York, what will November bring?
Some say ruin while others say laughter.
Ooh, another blunder,
Ooh, it drags me under.
This is hard to digest when you stare at the west,
And you thought lunacy was confined there.
If progressive you are, in these days you'll go far
Until a slab of door metal assails you.
Ooh, this makes me wonder,
Ooh, it's political plunder.
If she wins in the fall she will walk Congress halls,
But she'll be a voice of unreason.
If our Republic is tabled with Marx enabled,
We'll dance the madness of tyranny.
Patriots everywhere yes they should be very scared.
Because freedom is always assailed.
The two sides political that you'll take really are fake
If statist you be then you'll not be free!
And I no longer wonder.
If you think socialism works, then see Venezuela
Oil they have but for food they'll kill!
If your leader's named Maduro, best you smoke him..
and know he has no place in governance!
This lady's dumping out a load
Big piles of shit that block the road.
Be careful when you walk through it
or you'll be tracking commie shit!
Marxists will turn all things to lead
Kill you all; poison your bread!
Will common sense arrive at last?
Or will we oft repeat the past!
The rock of Cortez will not roll.
And she's buying The Dogma of Bernie.
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