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Song Parodies -> "Very Last Chapters"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway To Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Very Last Chapters"

Parody Written by:

R S Leergaard

The Lyrics

It was supposed to be funny when I started it, but it turned into something else.
Very Last Chapters

There's a lady out there, who is stuck to her chair
While she's writing those very last chapters
Thoughts of food don't occur, there's just writing for her
With Word she can find most of the errors

Oooo ooo ooo
Oooo oo ooo ooo
And she's writing those very last chapters

If the words aren't all clear, she'll use spell-check for sure
Mis-spelled words sometimes can have two meanings
If you stop by you'll see, she's well past forty-three
On the way to the end of her story

Ooooo Don't start all over
Ooooo Don't start all over

She's not feeling it yet, but she will, don't you bet
Against her writing all of her story
'Cause she's thought of a scene, and she's writing it clean
When she's done you'll be glad that you waited

Ooooo Don't start all over
Ooooo Don't start all over

The deadline's in her head, but she'll put this to bed
Just as soon as she has her conclusion
One more day come the dawn, she doesn't have long
To make all the plot lines come together

Oooo, oh oh oh ooh

If there's some noise up in the attic, don't you panic
It's just her typing those last few lines
Yes there's some things she doesn't have yet, but don't you fret
She'll get those words all down in time

Don't start all over ahhhh ooooh

Her fingers blur across the keys now, see the words flow
The story's right there for you to read
Oh lady you can see the end now, if you a-llow
It to arrive on the whispering winds

aah ah ah

And as she winds down this NaNo
The story's eaten up her soul
She's in a place that we all know
So make it right, give us a show
There's just a few words left to go
And see she's typing very fast
The ending comes to her at last
The words are one, the words are all
So let that story turn to goooooooo-oold

Yes she's wri-i-ting those ve-ry last chap-terrrrs
Written during the annual National Novel Writers Month (NaNoWriMo) for a forum there called 'The Smoking Pen'.

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