[Relaxing Reggae Intro]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Barbecue to go-oh
Go, go, go, go
Grill wafts up in smoke-smoke
Smoke, hope won’t choke
Tickles squirrels’ nose

My, my, oh, my, oh, my
Steaks and burgers fry
Ribs: prime, in grime
Heard a plaintive cry
A cry so high
Badgers creep… at night

In the night the aroma had lingered
Raccoons starve bad, bad, bad
Nuts, berries for them are no fillers
Our steak, they’ll grab and snag
The corn they’ll munch and gnaw
From their mouth and jaws
They’re feasting
A banquet for beasties!

Oh, oh, oh, no, oh, no
Every food they eat
A beet, so sweet
From seafood to red meat
Not neat!
More hot dogs they’ll…deplete!
(Woah!)

Why, why, oh, why, oh, why?
(Must) they camp out, dig holes?
Holes, full of moles
Who munch ribs to the bones
All those bones, they throw, whoa-ooh-whoa!
They’re our new…found foes

Skunks and chipmunks scavenge more munchies
They hunt like mad for grabs
As they stuff more food in their tummies
They are like fat rats, brats!
Food on the grill they raid
Quarrels to be made
Survival
Of the fittest of rivals-whoa!

[Instrumental Reggae Break]

Oh, oh, no, oh, no!
Have to rid them so
They have to go
Hunting we will go
Go, go, go, go
Go shoot ‘em...all
Please, please, please, please

Bang, bang, bang, bang, blast ‘em maybe
Bang, bang, we’re hunting and we’re gaming
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot them possums
Blast ‘em all...kill all!

Ahh, maybe we would eat ‘em all
Now, fin’lly they had took the fall
Woo, woo, hoo. Woo!

Roast, roast, and toast ‘em all… yeah! (Rare!)
Munch, munch, munch, crunch, and munch…ah ah ah! (Done!)
Mmm...mmm…mmm…mmm...yum
Mmmmmmmmmm…yum! (Good, yeah!)
(Fading) We ate ‘em!