-> "Elevator To Heaven"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway To Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Elevator To Heaven"
The Lyrics
High and wide are the doors,
Circles number the floors
On the new elevator to heaven
Stairs were torn down, I guess
Infrastructure progress
Saints who enter just push one big button
Yes, yes, it's a new elevator to heaven
Arrows high on the wall,
One for up, one to fall
If not sure of just where you are going.
A loud voice will say,
"You have gone the wrong way!"
Helpful guides standing near, for right showing..
Lightning flash brings thunder
Lightning flash sends thunder
Fog hangs misty and low..
Pure white background's aglow
Haunting music from strings softly strumming
There's a cool gentle breeze,
Stirring tall redwood trees,
And a scent of fresh roses, just blooming
Painted scenes of wonder
Painted scenes of wonder
Whispers hush through the throng,
Echo long like a song
And a piper to pay stifles laughter
Not quite dusk, not quite dawn
Rhyme and reason are gone
Time's a pause on the brink of hereafter
GOLDEN HARP SOLO
If you've been parted from your fam'ly,
No need to worry
There will be reunions in a soon time
You'll find up ahead, paths to two trails..
Where you must choose one
You'll pick the long straw when it's all done
Cheat the doom, down under
Yes, beat the doom, down under
Your fate is spinning like a game wheel..
Blood rivers surreal
A light is shining through tall shadows
The sinners, near you, seek salvation..
As great winds whirl
The elevator holds your true soul within
ANOTHER GOLDEN HARP SOLO
And now the elevator stops
The double doors remaining closed
Nobody moves, the throng is still
What happens now, nobody knows
All waiting breathless, then behold
The gold doors, grandly, opening
You see all friends and fam'ly, passed
And hear a million angels sing
Back down goes the elevator to heaven
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