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Song Parodies -> "Finding Love at 7-Eleven"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Finding Love at 7-Eleven"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is not a true story. But it does give me hope. A little song about puppy love... turning into something else. Set to one of the greatest bands of all time... LED ZEPPELIN! Disclaimer: I do not really have a BF named Matt. I actually don't have one period.
There's a girl that I met while I bought some munchies
And I met her at 7-Eleven
When I got to checkout she asked me my name
My name is Matt and she told me her's was Carly
Ooh, ooh, and I met her at 7-Eleven

It was 7 AM when I first saw the girl
Bought some coffee and many a donuts
She joked "Oh, someone has a sweet tooth"
But I said I was just sharing them with friends
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look at the girl
And my heart feels like it's skydiving
In my thoughts I want to ask her out on a date
And the voices in my head say go for it
and it makes me wonder
really makes me wonder

So I finally got the nerve to ask Carly out
She smiled widely and happily accepted
So on that very night we met up at someplace
At that sushi bar and hibachi grill

If you meet a cute girl at a food store, don't be alarmed now,
You just find you really like her
Yes, you might just be friends for now, but in the long run
It could eventually become love
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, Ooh, it makes me wonder

We saw that Twilight flick a week ago, in case you don't know
When Bella kissed that guy Edward
Dear Carly, I really like you, do you want to know
So we had our first kiss right then and there

And at the Semi-Formal dance
I almost wet my dressy pants
There walks the Carly that I like
She looks so lovely on that night
We had so much fun at the party
And I've never been in love you see
Here's my message for you at last
When you least expect anything to happen
You see a cute girl who's really fun

You'll find love at the 7-Eleven.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this OS! A very touching story! I myself don't have a boyfriend, either. It got me wondering if I myself would find someone at a 7-Eleven, or anywhere for that matter! Here's 555's!
Eclipsed - November 24, 2009 - Report this comment

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