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Song Parodies -> "Airhead Invasion"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Airhead Invasion"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Have you ever talked to someone, and you really wonder if there is a 'ditz' gene? Here's a tribute to them, find me at, enjoy!
Listening to a bore
About things she don't know
She is part of the Airhead Invasion
She just wears half her clothes
And for pictures she'll pose
Not a word that she speaks makes sense no more
Ooooooooooh Ooooooooh
and she's part of the Airhead Invasion

She speaks text and that's all
L.O.L is her lure
cause it's sad that I must be demeaning
She will give you that look
Dumbfounded little thing
Think her fifth grade English is forgotten.

Oooooh she made a blunder,

Oooooh she made a blunder.

ABC's make her sweat
Roll her eyes, start to fret
Must be tough if you're under-achieving

I'm not try'n to be mean
But her noggin's robbed clean
I hear laughter from those who are looking

Ooooh another blunder

Ooooh she made another blunder

When she sees a balloon
She acts like a buffoon
Cause she can't understand how it's floating

Her friends are just as dumb
Talk to them, you'll go numb
Your I.Q. will drop shortly there after


Mental capacity is really low now
It's reach a plateau
She says her smart gene makes her lean

Yes, she thinks so darn hard late at night
Don't hurt your head hun
You'll have time when you're at the nail salon

And she made a blunder


Her butler asked her for some more dough
She made him bread though
Then she wonders why he's leaving

Hey honey, why are you so damn slow
You just don't know
I didn't mean for you to start running . . . .oooooo

(Fairly long instrumental break--Speed/Intensity Changes)

I think my head's gonna explode
List'ning to you get's so old
I lost my patience so long ago
You thought Frosted Flakes contain snow
How many times have you been told
You never listen very hard
I think you must be smoking grass
When malls are fun and fun's at malls
Put on a frock and start to stroll

(Speed/intensity drops back)

And she's part of the Airhead Invasion
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 19

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Agrimorfee - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty funny--it could have used a few more "dumb broad jokes" than complaints about her being a dumb broad, but good enough for a 555.
Matthias - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved the line, "You thought Frosted Flakes contain snow", but I agree with Aggy there should been more gut bursting funny lines like that, but you stayed away from stereotype jokes like "She was starring for awhile at the orange juice carton, because it said concentrate", you used fresh new ideas so this was good, and this is going to be tough to record (At least that's what Red Ant told me, because I asked him to record mine about a year and a half ago).
Peregrin - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked as well. Also picked up particularly on "You thought Frosted Flakes contain snow". Good job Dave.
Ann Hammond - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
2Eagle - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
And she's taking the elevator to men's wear hoping she will find a date?
Jack Wilson - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
That was awesome!!! 5s
Red Ant - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, but yeah, I kinda agree more jokes could have been worked in ("She just wears half her clothes/So her right side's exposed"). Still lots of good lines. Matt: Vocal wise, STH isn't too hard to sing - getting the timing right, especially with the sub-par backing tracks I have, is the hard part.
Meriadoc - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
The security code for this one is 'ums....'. Honest! :-)
Below Average Dave - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Everybody!

Agrimorfee, Matthias and Red Ant: Yeah, but I wanted to be different, so I went more for different and original, which I think once recorded will work better, but Thank You very much, this one was very fun to write, and will likely be even more fun when it gets recorded

Peregrin/Pippin: That line came to me out of no where, I'm glad you guys saw the humor in it that I did:)

Ann/Rocksann: Thanks, Ms. Coke;)

2Eagle: LOL, Thank You

Jack Wilson: Thanks Buddy

Meriadoc/Merry: I can believe that, it's amazing sometimes what those security codes say, mine is a boring '9R5' right now, but sometimes it's just really funny the way they turn out:)
littleFrostedCakes - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord BAD, I hope that I am part of this ~Airhead Invasion~, Sir ! I love the way this wobbles, just like a Tequila Cowboy! . . . Ay, Cohiba!!
TJC - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Great concept and lex-ectuion, BAD!
Agrimorfee - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) A reread of this compels me to also comment on the ingenius rhyme subs, no small feat for a Zep tune.
Matthias - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Good stuff Dave. Pretty good lines not a huge Led Zeppelin fan, and I think you're not either but you did some pretty great work with this one and it would work pretty amazingly as a recording (I can't wait!)
Stuart McArthur - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) easy to read to the OS, Dave, and I loved the title - the Frosted Flakes gag was good, but it made me think you could have done more lines like that - overall a very good Stairway though
Melanie Lee - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Minuses: some offbeat syllables, and I think some extra syllables. Plusses (Pluses?): I laughed a lot, and I found myself singing along! The plusses override the minuses. 5-5-5!
Jeff Reuben - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) I always love a good song about Britney! :) Well done to an epic!
Red Ant - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This one has aged well for me.. I like it betteer now than upon the first read. See above
kevin - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
lol i have a friend like this and you hit it spot on!!! excellent job even if my new new new song is up against a gem
Matthias - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Feels like I just read this one yesterday. Still fresh in my mind, and you won for the "A" round along with me and Aggy on this song so you know people love it, and I am one of those people.
Rex - April 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wonderful concept, would've liked the parody to have more about the "invasion" part. Good work!
bobpiecheese - April 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Some of the lines were a bit confusing, and I agree that it could've used a couple more LOL lines, but this was still very good, Dave. Maybe the 'invasion' concept can be explored in later parodies? 555 for you!
Red Ant - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
You know I like this one. After the past week, with having to deal with serious amounts of wtfitis, I'm starting to think this isn't a parody but a warning, lol. Still good, which is quite a feat for a parody I've been to several times now.

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