Come on peep-les!
Fill up all your buckets, with dark meat, with white meat
We’re all birds of a feather in this!

There’s chicken at Guthrie’s, and Dixy Chicken, too
That line at Bojangles’? It’s called a chicken queue
They preach it at Church’s, teach it at Cluck-U
So get you some deep-fried, and I’ll get barbequed

Oh, oh, ’cuz any time is Chicken Time, KFC
So fill your maw, don’t hem or haw
And get extra sides of slaw

The chicken at Popeye’s is spicy Cajun style
At El Pollo Loco, ho, they grill it with a smile
Cows sell the chicken they make at Chick-fil-A
So dogie moove on now and round some up today

Oh, oh, ’cuz any time is Chicken Time, KFC
So take your place, don’t mess with grace
Just stuff chicken in your face

[guitar solo - do the funky chicken]

Los Pollos Hermanos, they had a break with bad
But I still love chicken at Chester’s, it’s the breast I’ve had
You know Chicken Licken makes my licker glad
Oh Grady, good gravy, this ain’t no chicken fad!

Oh, oh, ’cuz any time is Chicken Time, KFC
So fill your maw, don't hem or haw
And get extra sides of slaw

Oh, oh, ’cuz any time is Chicken Time, KFC
So grab a thigh, now don’t be shy
Unless you’re a drumstick guy

Oh, oh, ’cuz any time is Chicken Time, KFC
So have a ball, the sky won’t fall
Don’t mind your cholesterol