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Song Parodies -> "Charleston Chews"

Original Song Title:

"Nothin' To Lose"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Charleston Chews"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

Now, once I ate a Snickers
I guess it tasted okay
I’ve noshed Three Musketeers bars
And traveled the Milky Way-ay-yeah

But there is just one candy
That takes my breath away
It sets my toes a-tappin’
And it makes my body sway-ay-yeah

So hand me my dancin’ shoes
You know I want Charleston Chews

I want Charleston Chews
I want, want Charleston Chews, sweet Charleston
I want, want Charleston Chews, sooooo chewy
I want, want Charleston Chews, whooo what a feelin’
I want, want Charleston Chews, not Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chewbacca
I want, want Charleston Chews, well not the samba
I want, want Charleston Chews, yeah chew your
I want, want
I want, I want, I want Charleston Chews

That Chewy Charleston candy
It is heaven’s stairway
I’d want it in my coffin
If I perished today-ay-yeah

It isn’t such somber news
Not if you've got Charleston Chews

You got Charleston Chews
You got, got Charleston Chews, here sweetie
You got, got Charleston Chews, awwww
You got, got Charleston Chews, he looks so good
You got, got Charleston Chews, now don't cry sugar
You got, got Charleston Chews, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chew
You got, got Charleston Chews, we’ll chew on
You got, got
You got, You got, You got Charleston Chews

[guitar solo - rock that crazy Charleston]

You got, got Charleston Chews
You got, got Charleston Chews, cheeewwww sweetie
You got, got Charleston Chews, mmmmm
You got, got Charleston Chews, aaahhhhh yeah
You got, got Charleston Chews, oh you ch-ch-chew sugar
You got, got Charleston Chews, whoa, Bit-O-Honey?!
You got, got Charleston Chews, oh you know you’re a cheatmeat
You got, got Charleston Chews, oh really Charlie
You got, got Charleston Chews, yeah you really can move me
You got, got Charleston Chews, oh you ch-ch-chew Charlie
You got, got Charleston Chews
Yeah chew it, chew it, chew it, chew it
You got, got Charleston Chews
You got, got Charleston Chews
You got, got

[fade and crash]

Song 2 of 9 in a food-themed parody of Kiss’ debut album:

1. Butter (Strutter)
2. Charleston Chews (Nothin’ To Lose)
3. Waffle House (Firehouse)
4. Ice Cream (Cold Gin)
5. Cookie Dough (Let Me Know)
6. Chicken Time (Kissin’ Time)
7. Mousse (Deuce)
8. 100 Weight Watchiers (100,000 Years)
9. Red Velvet (Black Diamond)

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