Song Parodies -> "(Calling) Dr. No"

Original Song Title:

"Calling Dr. Love"

Original Performer:

"(Calling) Dr. No"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

In case you've forgotten, June is "Bond History Month" on AmIRight.com, so I'll be posting parodies about all 22 James Bond movies, plus a couple of bonus parodies related to the films. Today, we begin with the 1962 classic that started it all: Dr. No, as sung by the man himself. NOTE: I strive to make these parodies as spoiler-free as possible, but nobody's perfect, so if you feel that I gave too much away and that a movie has been irrevocably ruined for you, just say so! Alternatively, if we're busy, then please take a number. That being said, enjoy the parody & don't touch that dial! DKTOS?

I’m merciless, baby, I’m so bad,
I’m such a brilliant man, don’t call me mad!
That British agent’s gonna come for me,
I’ll put him out of his misery!

They call me…
(Dr. No)
They call me Dr. No!
(Calling Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever know!
(Calling Dr. No)

I’m evil, yeah, I’m full of sin!
Double-Os will not get in!
They won’t get through, there’s nothin’ they can do,
I’ll break those rockets; yeah you know it’s true!

Got hands of steel, I’ll make ‘em squeal,
James Bond will have his one last meal!
Really don’t know what his problem is,
But I’m gonna slay that girl of his!

They call me…
(Dr. No)
They call me Dr. No!
(Calling Dr. No)
I am your doctor and foe!
(Calling Dr. No)

Ha!

They call me…
(Dr. No)
They call me Dr. No!
(Calling Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever know!
(Calling Dr. No)

[guitar solo]

They call me…
(Dr. No)
I am your doctor and foe!
(Calling Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever know!
(Calling Dr. No)

Ooh, they call me…
(Dr. No)
I am your doctor and foe!
(Calling Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever know!
(Calling Dr. No)

Yeah, they call me…
(Dr. No)
They call me Dr. No!
(Calling Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever know!
(Calling Dr. No)
No, No, No!
(Dr. No)
No, No, No!
(Calling Dr. No)
No, No, No!
Dr. No!
(Calling Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever…
(Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever…
(Calling Dr. No)
The meanest guy you’ll ever know!
(Calling Dr. No)

[fade out]

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Rob Arndt - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment

WHO doesn't love Bond??? Nice work, 555!!!

Old Man Ribber - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Dylan - Great series of parodies! Did you know that Noel Coward was originally offered the role of Dr. No before Joseph Wiseman? His reported response - "Dr. No? No." ;D

Dylan Baranski - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Yes, I think I read that before. I also read somewhere that Chuck Norris was considered for the role.

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