Song Parodies -> Tennessee Strop City
| Original Song Title: | "Detroit Rock City" |
| Original Performer: | Kiss |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tennessee Strop City" |
| Parody Written by: | JMasta |
This is obviously about the 'average' night patrol of the USA. No offence to the folk of Tennessee, I just had to think of a state.
At eight o’clock in my hood it’s never quiet
All the guys in the pub are having a giant riot
They see me through the window and pull me in
Anything to stop that horrible din
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
You’re gonna get your butt kicked in Tennessee Strop City
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
Getting late
Criminals meeting their fate
Nearly ten and my pitcher goes off again
First I think then hit the road
They won’t get far; they’re a bunch of lousy criminals
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
Chase is fast they’re losing time
I’m whizzing ahead like a giant supernova
I noted them for the crime
I told them to quickly pull over
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
You’re gonna get your butt kicked in Tennessee Strop City
Made them stop like a croc
They felt defeated I could see it in their eyes
Felt like a God about to return
I had to laugh ‘cos I made them blubber and cry
Why?
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
All the guys in the pub are having a giant riot
They see me through the window and pull me in
Anything to stop that horrible din
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
You’re gonna get your butt kicked in Tennessee Strop City
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
Getting late
Criminals meeting their fate
Nearly ten and my pitcher goes off again
First I think then hit the road
They won’t get far; they’re a bunch of lousy criminals
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
Chase is fast they’re losing time
I’m whizzing ahead like a giant supernova
I noted them for the crime
I told them to quickly pull over
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
You’re gonna get your butt kicked in Tennessee Strop City
Made them stop like a croc
They felt defeated I could see it in their eyes
Felt like a God about to return
I had to laugh ‘cos I made them blubber and cry
Why?
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
Hands Up!
Get into my new Police Car
Sit Down!
If you run away you won’t get far
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