Song Parodies -> "I've Been Getting Coal From You"

Original Song Title:

"I Was Made For Loving You"

Original Performer:

"I've Been Getting Coal From You"

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The Lyrics

A previous parody of mine called "Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)" was about a kid who only got lumps of coal in his stocking, but definitely deserved it. This is the opposite side, from a kid who got a lot of coal, but didn't deserve it. (Maybe a little).

Oh yeah?

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

Tonight I wanna hear the truth from you
Jolly Highness
This time I wanna know
And tonight I want it straight up so don't flee
Cos Nick, I am mad at you
And Nick, you've done wrong to me

I've been getting coal from you Santa
Now I'm sad, as sad can be
I've seen your ads for Cola and Fanta
Can it or come through for me

Tonight I want the reasons, cos I'm riled
There's no logic
You should bring what drives me wild
And tonight, I want you to admit the truth
Cos Nick, I am well-behaved
That I shouldn't have to prove

I've been getting coal from you Santa
Now I'm sad, I'm mostly nice
I sure have filled the I've-been-nice-qanta
One lump would have been suffice

I've been getting coal from you Santa
Yeah, I'm sad, I think you bite
Cos I can heat up half of Atlanta
Fourty days and fourty nights

Ho, ho, I've been getting coal, ho, ho
I've been getting coal, ho, ho
I've been getting coal

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

I've been getting coal from you Santa
Yeah, I'm sad, I've searched with loupe
OK, I got the Yule-Play placenta
but it smells like reindeer poop

Ho, your worst mistake
Your worst mistake
I've been getting coal
Nick, I've been getting coal

I've been getting coal from you Santa
Yeah, I'm mad, I think you suck
You jolly, old fart, rejectamenta
Next year I will clean your cluck

I've been getting coal from you Santa...

� Peter Andersson. "Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)"

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