Song Parodies -> "God Of Crackers"

Original Song Title:

"God Of Thunder"

Original Performer:

"God Of Crackers"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Mmmmm. not supposed to rhyme

I am eating a cracker
crackers are what i need!
King of all the crackers
You are who i'll eat!
I was born on a cracker
To a cracker a gun.
I was raised by the saltines.
Trained to reign as one!
God Of Crackers, saltine and grahm
The spell i'm under
will slowly make my cracker soul.
I'm the lord of the crackers.
Modern man of tricuit!
I gather crackers to please me!
and i command you to kneel
before the
God Of Crackers, matzo, wafer
The spell i'm under
will slowly make my cracker soul.
I'm the lord of the crackers.
Modern man of tricuit!
I gather crackers to please me!
and i command you to kneel
before the
God Of Crackers of any kind
the spell i'm under
will slowly make my cracker soul!

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Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

eh, you pretty much just substituted some of the original words with a few types of crackers. Not a lot of thought was put into it. Try harder next time? I was really disappointed, "God of Thunder" is a favorite KISS song of mine. 534

T.J. Spindler - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

if you check my site, go to the bottom and sign the guestbook

DBuster - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Simon, you're a pompous Dbag.

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