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Song Parodies -> "I Pack On The Pounds"
Original Song Title:
"Send In The Clowns"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Judy Collins
Parody Song Title:
"I Pack On The Pounds"
Parody Written by:
Cookie-man
The Lyrics
I have struggled with weight for years. I am now working really heard to get in shape but boy do I miss those goodies!
Isn't it rich?
Am I a pear?
Goodies surround me,
Why do you stare?
I pack on the pounds
Isn't it good?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps lounging around,
One who can't move...
I pack on the pounds
Pack on the pounds.
Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
I found your cupboards were laden with snack cakes and more.
I enter the kitchen again with my usual flair.
I need a snack.
Good food is there.
Don't you love tarts?
My fault, I fear.
Ding dongs and cheetos and ice cream
Pretzels and beer!
As I pack on the pounds
Pack on the pounds.
Just look at my rear.
Isn't it rich?
Isn't food dear?
Haven't seen my great big feet in almost a year.
As I pack on the pounds
Hey toss me that Mounds.
I'll diet next year.
Am I a pear?
Goodies surround me,
Why do you stare?
I pack on the pounds
Isn't it good?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps lounging around,
One who can't move...
I pack on the pounds
Pack on the pounds.
Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
I found your cupboards were laden with snack cakes and more.
I enter the kitchen again with my usual flair.
I need a snack.
Good food is there.
Don't you love tarts?
My fault, I fear.
Ding dongs and cheetos and ice cream
Pretzels and beer!
As I pack on the pounds
Pack on the pounds.
Just look at my rear.
Isn't it rich?
Isn't food dear?
Haven't seen my great big feet in almost a year.
As I pack on the pounds
Hey toss me that Mounds.
I'll diet next year.
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Tasty. You gained 15.
Hee Hee - Love it! 555
Excellently delicious. Should have more votes
Have A Little Night Cheezit. 5's
Cookie-Man - Sweet job, 5's.
I am quite proud of this one. Thanks for your votes!
I'm fashionably late for this one...don't know how I missed it on the board this morning...but GREAT job, Cookie-man...555!
I guess then I'm VERY fashionably late, CM! Excellent work and very funny! 5-5-5!
Thanks Rod! This is my favorite that I have penned so far. I would type a longer comment but I need to go find a snack.........;)
Full of goodies. 444
Cute
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