-> "Both Sides Frown"
Original Song Title:
"Both Sides Now"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Both Sides Frown"
The Lyrics
Stars and Stripes, a sight so fair
And fireworks bursting in the air
A dream of freedom we all share
My country was that way
But now things take an ugly turn
The cities flood, the forests burn
The lesson clear, refuse to learn
We gave it all away
We're catching hell from both sides now
No compromise! Their solemn vow
While those in charge evade and stall
They don't accomplish much at all
Jeers and taunts and slogans proud
They chant obscenities out loud
Then drive a car into a crowd
That's how it's done these days
The law? A dog and pony show
Pretend to care, then let 'em go
We can't be "racist", don't you know
And so they slip away
The Monday Morning body count
As homicide statistics mount
The bullets fly, the corpses fall
Our backs are up against the wall
Pants Suit versus Orange Hair
Republic wrecked beyond repair
Inject a needle of despair
Wish they'd just go away
Deplorables, we vote for him
We'll only just get screwed again
The swamp endures, we cannot win
They'll never go away
Excuses on the bookstore shelf
Blame everybody but herself
While Vlad's collusion she may call
She really has no proof at all
A madman with atomic toys
Apocalypse--or merely noise?
Contrived distractions we adore
A country we may have no more
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