Song Parodies -> "Bootin', Chuckin', Heavin'"

Original Song Title:

"Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Bootin', Chuckin', Heavin'"

Parody Written by:

B McC

The Lyrics

-- I sent these lyrics to a woman after she booted on my couch one night.

You made a heave and it wasn't dry
Sloppy, when you let it fly
Bootin', chuckin', heavin'
all over

It's no fun at home, you're back from the dead
So go out, and get wasted again
Spittin', coughin', weavin'
all over

It's tearin' you apart
Every, every weekend
Prayin' to the porcelain gods
Oh what did you say?
Prayin' to the porcelain gods

It won't be long, yes, till you yawn
in technicolor, feel it tickle your throat
You'll be bootin', yakkin', heavin' all over

It's tearin' you apart
Every, every weekend
Prayin' to the porcelain gods
Oh boy you're gonna pay
As you're pukin', barfin' another
It's so much fun you'll cry

Na na na na na na...(etc.)

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