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Song Parodies -> "Neil on the Bench"

Original Song Title:

"Wheel in the Sky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Neil on the Bench"

Parody Written by:

Spindini

The Lyrics

Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch wrote a majority opinion against employment discrimination against LGBT people. This is a song about it and the reaction to it.
Court is stacked for Trump, oh lord
Kav's been on for a year or more
I hope Ruth holds on a little longer
Gorsuch ruling on a long summer day
Can't get sacked just 'cause you're gay
Ooh, I think he's an asset to the Court

Oh, the Neil on the bench keeps on ruling
I don't know what he'll say tomorrow
Neil on the bench keeps on ruling

All the Trumpers, they think he's wrong
He betrayed them before too long
Ooh, they can't take him very much longer, no
How could Trump bring to them such pain?
Don't think they'll ever trust his justices again
Though RBG is dying
Neil isn't the way

Ooh, the Neil on the bench keeps on ruling
I don't know what he'll say tomorrow
Neil on the bench keeps on ruling
My, my, my
For tomorrow

Oh, the Neil on the bench keeps on ruling
Ooh, I don't know what he'll say tomorrow
Neil on the bench keeps me drooling
Ooh, I don't know, I don't know, whoa

Oh, the Neil on the bench keeps on ruling
Ooh, I don't know what he'll say tomorrow
Neil on the bench keeps on ruling
Ooh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, whoa

Neil on the bench keeps on ruling
Don't know what he'll say tomorrow
Ooh, the Neil on the bench keeps ruling
Neil on the bench keeps on ruling

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