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Song Parodies -> "Small Dick"

Original Song Title:

"Small Town"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Small Dick"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Just seeing how far I can go, This was one of my originals, which got me to keep writing, especially after my Dad couldn't make it past the second line! (If you put "Small Town" in EVERY LINE of your song, you leave yourself open to this kind of thing)
Well I was born with a small dick
And I love me some small dick
Probably die for some small dick
Oh, it's small, man it's a tease
All my friends they have small dick
My pants come off for the same small dick
I give jobs to some small dicks
It provides little opportunity
I jack off with my small dick
Taught the fear of Jesus with a priest's small dick
Used to daydream for that small dick
Another boring romantic that's me
But I've seen me all kinds of small dick
Licked myself some balls with a small dick
Fucked a blowup doll and popped him with this small dick
Now he's got a small dick just like me
No I cannot forget how much that I love cum
I cannot forget the penis loves me
Yeah, I can be myself here with this small dick
And people let me be just what I want to be
Got nothing against a big dick
Hey look at that black dude,
Man, he's got a big dick
But my man, he's got a small dick
Oh, and that's good enough for me
Well I was born with a small dick
And I can breathe-in a small dick
My man, he's got a small dick
And that's probably why he'll marry me

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