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Song Parodies -> "I'm Cinderella's Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Jealous Guy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Cinderella's Guy"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
the prince sings to the ugly stepsister...
in the shoe, your foot was cast
but the size was much too vast
even though your toes, you fold
wasn't big enough to hold
i didn't mean to thwart you
its only that your feet won't fly
oh no, i sure don't mean to court you
i'm cinderella's guy
smaller feet, what i prefer
besides you need a pedicure
way too fat to fit inside
i guess a triple E's too wide
i didn't mean to thwart you
its only that your feet won't fly
oh no, i sure don't mean to court you
i'm cinderella's guy
sure, i said that you could try
though wholly unconvinced, was i
you were hollering in pain
pushed so hard your ankle sprained
i didn't mean to thwart you
its only that your feet won't fly
oh no, i sure don't mean to court you
i'm cinderella's guy...no doubt
i'm cinderella's guy...take off, babe
i'm cinderella's guy
but the size was much too vast
even though your toes, you fold
wasn't big enough to hold
i didn't mean to thwart you
its only that your feet won't fly
oh no, i sure don't mean to court you
i'm cinderella's guy
smaller feet, what i prefer
besides you need a pedicure
way too fat to fit inside
i guess a triple E's too wide
i didn't mean to thwart you
its only that your feet won't fly
oh no, i sure don't mean to court you
i'm cinderella's guy
sure, i said that you could try
though wholly unconvinced, was i
you were hollering in pain
pushed so hard your ankle sprained
i didn't mean to thwart you
its only that your feet won't fly
oh no, i sure don't mean to court you
i'm cinderella's guy...no doubt
i'm cinderella's guy...take off, babe
i'm cinderella's guy
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There's no business like shoe business. Hmmmm, wonder if Peg Bundy had fantasies of a handsome prince giving her a shoe to try on?
thanks michael...only if there is a foot at the end of a peg leg.....tomorrow i'm posting the ugly stepsister's reply to the prince
Who knew the Prince was really Dick Morris? ... Enjoying "fairy tale week" - lots of creative concepts. Shoe size 5EE (=555)
thanks TT (lol)
Dick Morris... a man who deserves to be trampled, but he'd probably enjoy that... Anyway, good parody... 5-5-5
Lol, liked it! I didn't know it was fairytale week, will have to try something! Good job! 5-5-5
thanks macphisto and serevi
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