Song Parodies -> "Imagine"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Imagine"

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The Lyrics

Pippin : Was Roddenberry simply an old perve, or was he ahead of his time with his portrayals of equality in the future? All I know is that young and sometimes immodestly clad women have always been part of Star Trek. Thank you Gene! Merry : Huh ? Star Trek ? What’s a Roddenberry ?

Imagine there's no Seven
With pleasin’ lycra thighs
No Kes, or ‘Hura
Or mini skirts up high
Imagine Rod-denberry’s
Plans in disarray

Imagine stilted Sisko
It-is-n't-hard-to-do
Nothing but William Shatner
And nasal Janeway, ewww...
Who wants those boring people
Trav’ling ‘lone through space?

You may say it’s extreme-a
But without ol’ Seven’s bum
I’d mope some at unemployed ass
And my world would be so glum

Imagine no obsessions
Like Tash or Janice Rand
Or Leeta, Jadz’ and Ezri;
The series would be canned
Imagine Star Trek without
Saavik, Ro and Troi...

You may say I should beam off
But upshot: there’d be no fun
The show’d, some way, be disjointed
Without girls who’re ‘set to stun’

And yes, I know Janeway's a chick. But only just :)

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Michael Pacholek - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Ah, Marina Sirtis, alias Deanna Troi. Warp core breach in progress. Why do I have such a Jones for British brunettes? Is it the accent?

Ann Hammond - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

I sang

alvin - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

don't really have the star trek "gene" myself (pun intended)...but i can appreciate the humor in this...beaming you some fives

Hollajuku - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

This is interesting...

Paul Robinson - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

clever - 5's ~ ~ ~ Is this "Security Code" business really necessary? I guess it's presence indicates somebody thinks it is...oh, well...

mandamoo - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Vulcan's are hot ! I wouldn't say no to a mind-meld ;)

Red Ant - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Imagine no Troi? I imagine I'd have several days of my life back.... fap, fap, fap, uh, I mean, 555. :0 (Yes, I'm making a sequel called Star Trek: Too Much Information!) PS to Paul: The captchas are because of the a-hole spammers. Next time you get an email from Nigeria about 12 million dollars and wanting your bank account info, be sure to give them a piece of your mind. ;)

Kristof Robertson - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Excellent stuff, hobbits. And the last line was...well, dang, it was perfect! 555

Peregrin - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment

Thank you everyone :) Kristof, thanks for mentioning the last line. It hasn't been often lately that I have been REALLY happy with a specific line, but I was with that one, and as a closer, it made it all the sweeter :)

Ford - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment

What!!! No Picard!!! Excellent parody!

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