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Song Parodies -> "Imagine"
Original Song Title:
"Imagine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"Imagine"
Parody Written by:
Solomon Jackson
The Lyrics
Imagine there's no Atheists
It's easy if you try
No gays among us
Nothing but hetero guys
Imagine all the people
Living for our God...
Imagine there are no Commies
It isn't hard to do
No stubborn Feminist women
And no Liberals too
Imagine all the people
Living under God...
You may say i'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us Christians
And the world will be as one
Imagine no covetousness
I wonder if you can
No need for VD clinics
Or a woman making more money than a man
Imagine all the people
Submitting their lives to God...
You may say i'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us Christians
And the world will live as one
It's easy if you try
No gays among us
Nothing but hetero guys
Imagine all the people
Living for our God...
Imagine there are no Commies
It isn't hard to do
No stubborn Feminist women
And no Liberals too
Imagine all the people
Living under God...
You may say i'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us Christians
And the world will be as one
Imagine no covetousness
I wonder if you can
No need for VD clinics
Or a woman making more money than a man
Imagine all the people
Submitting their lives to God...
You may say i'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us Christians
And the world will live as one
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Nice job, Sol! You took the commie anthem and turned it around...Lennon's probably spinning in his grave*! HAhaha!!! I love it! (*=becasue Mark David Chapman "imagined" no John Lennon!)
Yes, nice job Solomon. You ruined the pacing and ripped off the choruses nearly verbatim from the original. I wasn't aware that being a Christian meant being anti-woman. No vote.
Come on. This is so fascistic that it must be either completely ironic or just staged for effect.
Chuck, I didn't know Hare Krishnas are Commies. No vote - this song wasn't even of bad taste but just outright bigoted. Pacing issues, bad rhyming and it insulted me as a woman.
Imagine there's no Solomon...
Uh.....Osama? Is it really you who wrote this parody?
I am happy that I am being called names and made accusations of simply because my parody promotes godly morality. Matthew 5:[11]Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. [12]Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. Just so you all know,your negative comments against me only boost my morale!Thanks for supporting the message in my parody,Chuck!
I'm a Chirstian too. I don't believe these people are persecuting you there just trying to tell you that you need a lot of work on your parody. You sound more like a goody goody person than a faith holder.
Whether you were being satirical or sincere, there are 2 points you should understand: 1)your parody wasn't as well-written as it could have been, and 2)Chuck (nor I) wouldn't necessarily support your message. However, to paraphrase the Frenchman, I may not agree with your statement, but will defend to the death your right to say it.
if this isn't ironic then its shite
Don’t paraphrase preachings to justify your blatant sexism and homophobia.
Do you know the Commandment 'Love your Neighbor As Yourself'? that means you respect others who think, behave or live different than you. GOD has many names in various cultures, languages,time periods, etc. Your education starts today. Imagine there's no hatred. No jerks like Spanky Don. Who claim to be 'Chosen One' And sasses off the mouth. Imagine there's no bigots. And no anti-semites. No fascists or commies Just love and respect. Christianity and Islam are good religions but fanatical attitudes and hypocritical snobbery make it all look bad.
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