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Song Parodies -> "A Maggot"
Original Song Title:
"Imagine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Lennon
Parody Song Title:
"A Maggot"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
a maggot's life is heaven
they eat you when you die
your shell...gets porous
from babies of the fly
a maggot gnaws dead people
biting on decay
a maggot's diet's sundry
it has the knack to chew
something that's killed, they die for
they'll soon be digging through
a maggot loves dead people
there's no..."rest in peace"
you-oo-oo-oo...
you may think this is creepy
but you'll rot, like everyone
they loll all day on corpses
and i'm sure...they feel its fun
a maggot has obsessions
they'll plunder when they can
they need to feed their hunger
their favorite food is man
a maggot dines on people
sharing with the herd
you-oo-oo...
you may think this is creepy
but you'll rot, like everyone
they loll all day on corpses
and i'm sure...they feel its fun
they eat you when you die
your shell...gets porous
from babies of the fly
a maggot gnaws dead people
biting on decay
a maggot's diet's sundry
it has the knack to chew
something that's killed, they die for
they'll soon be digging through
a maggot loves dead people
there's no..."rest in peace"
you-oo-oo-oo...
you may think this is creepy
but you'll rot, like everyone
they loll all day on corpses
and i'm sure...they feel its fun
a maggot has obsessions
they'll plunder when they can
they need to feed their hunger
their favorite food is man
a maggot dines on people
sharing with the herd
you-oo-oo...
you may think this is creepy
but you'll rot, like everyone
they loll all day on corpses
and i'm sure...they feel its fun
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Alvin you have an over active A Maggot Nation.
When I finish being nauseous, you can have triple nickel.....
File under "MY GOD HOW COULD HE, BUT HE DID IT". 555
thanks matthias kristof and agrimorfee....glad to have disturbed everyone...
Gee, thanks, Alvin..you've given me something to look forward to..
Well, alvin, this was...maggot-nificent! And it gives me more hope for Peace in the future, too...although a slightly different type than Lennon was talking about. 5's ~ ~ ~
Nice job, Alvin! Made me hungry though! 555
Excellent.
thanks AFW paul rick and leo
Totally gave me the creepy crawlies...but totally good, anyway, Mr. Rhodes...=) 5s!
This is a great tribute to a valuable part of our ecosystem
You gave me an idea, heh heh heh!
thanks arwen tim and johnny..always glad to inspire
And here I thought it was going to be about Farmer Maggot. 555
Well done Alvin. Flys.
555s for the six feet under song.
Hey, Alvin - what's eatin' ya?
Great rhyming wityh the OS, alvin...a masterpiece. Bravo!!!
Sorry, Alvin, this one just won't fly. Just kidding. George Clinton (author of "Maggot Brain") will also like it.
OK that's it, you little suckers. In my will I'm gonna demand my body be left lying around for a few weeks, THEN cremated. You hear that, you squirming little buggers? FLAMING DEATH!
oh "their favorite food is man" is it - and we go well with a nice chianti I believe - just what I needed to imagine, alvin - 555
thanks alex red ant PMS phil dee michael steven and stuart...may you all be maggot-free for many many years
Great job! 555
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