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Song Parodies -> "Imagine No Weapons"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Imagine No Weapons"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

Imagine there's no weapons
It’s not easy but please try
No shells to throw us
No bombs that make kids die
Imagine all the people
Living the peaceful way
Imagine there's no military
It’s hard but please do
No Army, Navy or Air Force
no munitions to shoot
Imagine all the people
Livin' life in peace
You may say i hate the 2nd amendment
But even if i’m the only one
Only dopes say “in guns we trust”
God the world is so freaking dumb
Imagine no ammunition
No guns, bazookas or cannons
No need for spears or gunners
A happy hood of bands
Imagine all the people
As peaceful boys & girls

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Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 20

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Vaxcist Australia - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Sure thing, mate. So much easier to lock up those pesky anti-vax dissenters when they've got no guns, ain't it, comrade?
Annastacia Palaszczuk - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Imagine being "voluntarily" locked up in concentration camps.

Oh wait...

You don't have to imagine it anymore, do you, peons?
Phil Ossifer - December 06, 2021 - Report this comment
The author has a great point. If people would just quit trying to preserve their lives and property, criminals wouldn't have to use guns. How did no one think of this before?
eel deal - December 08, 2021 - Report this comment
on this anniversary of the assassination of John Lennon, would i have preferred it if Yoko Ono had been able to pull out a 44 magnum and blow Chapman away? sure, but i wouldn't have even had to ask that question if Chapman couldn't have gotten a gun in the first place.

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