Imagine there’s no Hefner
Flick’s sleazy – you can’t buy
No dolls you blow up
No “Rabbits” or K-Y
Imagine all the people licking porn today

Imagine Sexless Sundays
If it gets hard you’re screwed
(No) Surfing for “MILF’s” or Bi-whores
And no “Santorum” goo
Imagine all the people living life porn free(?)

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I’ll outlaw sex for fun
Make sure your day is loin-less
And your world a sexless one

Imagine no erections
A wooden Gen like Ken
No need to seed a hummer
No bondage hood for men
Imagine all the people sharing Ricky’s world(?)

You, you may say
I'm a (voyeur) dreamer, but I’ve not had sex for fun
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