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Song Parodies -> "Cellist's Fly"

Original Song Title:

"Jealous Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Cellist's Fly"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

It was there at center stage
An affair that caused a rage
As I flashed the whole front row
As I flashed the whole front row

I didn't mean to do it
I'm sorry that, I caught their eye
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

I was open like a book
As I hoped nobody would look
At your goodies on display
At your goodies on display

I didn't mean to do it
I wasn't zipped, I don't know why
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

[whistling solo]

I didn't mean to do it
I felt a draft, and wondered why
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

I was reelin' to the Bach
And revealed your rolled-up sock
Blew the secret of your bulge
Blew the secret of your bulge

I didn't mean to do it
I wish you'd worn, a longer tie
Oh no, I didn't want to do it
I'm just a cellist's fly

Heads up
I'm just a cellist's fly
Zip up, now
I'm just a cellist's fly

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Rob Arndt - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Could've been worse- he could have been an organ player ;-D 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the perfect punchline!
Agrimorfee - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
As a cellist through the first half of my formative years, I naturally leaped to this after seeing the title. Happy to report that I never had that problem on a stage. Great silly rhyme, perfectly executed.
Porfle Popnecker - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, and I'm glad this never happened to you!

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