You have a bed with Power
Rangers sheets
They're brown and stinky from your
Dirty feets

The frame is shaped just like a
Submarine
Your blow-up sex doll looks like
Mr. Bean

Ohhhhhhh
Where do you sleep
Ohhhhhhh
Where do you sleep, at night

You sleep on plastic sheets
Your, sister said
Due to the fact you often
Wet the bed

Your mattress smells just like a
Horse's balls
Dakota Fanning posters
Fill your walls

Ohhhhhhh
Where do you sleep
Ohhhhhhh
Where do you sleep, at night

Your pillow shams are cast-offs
From your mom
And in return you took her
To the prom

You have a Clapper that turns
Off the lights
And a bag of white crew socks for
Lonely nights

Ohhhhhhh
Where do you sleep
Ohhhhhhh
Where do you sleep, at night