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Song Parodies -> "U-R-I-N-A-L"
Original Song Title:
"You Are So Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joe Cocker
Parody Song Title:
"U-R-I-N-A-L"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Sung with gut-wrenching emotion.
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee
Public-lee-ee-ee-ee-hee
They got some at the airport
And at the librareee
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee.
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee
Vertic-lee-ee-ee-ee-hee
They got those roundish pink things
For aim and fragrancy
U-R-I-N-A-L
T o o o o - p e e e e !
To pee
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee
Public-lee-ee-ee-ee-hee
They got some at the airport
And at the librareee
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee.
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee
U-R-I-N-A-L
To pee
Vertic-lee-ee-ee-ee-hee
They got those roundish pink things
For aim and fragrancy
U-R-I-N-A-L
T o o o o - p e e e e !
(c) 2005+ European Quartz
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Well, this should make it to #1. It's a real cocker. You guys are never flush out of ideas. This trickled my funny bone. I love you guys, urinal the funniest parodies. OH YEAH...555
I am fresh out of clever comments regarding urine...I used them last night to impress my date's parents...but this was nicely done. =)
I T-O-I-L-E-T loved it - it moved me - 555
What a pisser! I didn't know there was only 2 verses! 555
A fine example of simple, well-aimed comedy. I can't wait to see the streaming video. 555!
"For aim and fragrancy"...killer!!! ;-) 555
yes, but never eat the mints...they're horrible...5s
I can't begin to tell you how thrilled I am to see this at the top of the new entries page on the big day. And I haven't been to your page in awhile; I love all those new Utah songs. Especially the Copacabana one; I bet you'll never guess my favorite line in that one. This one is good too though, and even funnier when you realize THAT'S why Cocker couldn't stand still when he sang.
Funny one Spaff. Alvin, urine-t supposed to eat urinal mints, haven't you ever seen Beavis and Butthead? ;-)
Thanks for giving me a way to relieve myself of my dislike of the OS.
Glad you guys decided to "go public" with this. Whichever Monkey thought of it first, you're a real whiz. Agri: You beat me to the line I was gonna use, especially since at least one of the Roomful is from New England, where "wicked pisser" is common. Arwen: Yes, and my mother is still grousing about that. What the heck, it takes the pressure off me and my sister for a while.
It took a real man to make this one.
Thanks for whipping this one out.
Hilarious comments, y'all. Urine my favorite commenters list.
Aggro: You're right about the original not having two verses. It has ONE verse. Joe sings it twice, in case You missed the point the first time about being So Beautiful. To me.
Claude: I'm convinced that this parody's appearance at the top of the Oct 7 New Entries list was what made Chucky snap and change his listing procedures for good that day. Not that I can blame him. Also, I have NO IDEA which line you're talking about in that Copacabana parody, which, coincidentally, will be included on a NEW ROBERT LUND CD AVAILABLE SOON.
Aggro: You're right about the original not having two verses. It has ONE verse. Joe sings it twice, in case You missed the point the first time about being So Beautiful. To me.
Claude: I'm convinced that this parody's appearance at the top of the Oct 7 New Entries list was what made Chucky snap and change his listing procedures for good that day. Not that I can blame him. Also, I have NO IDEA which line you're talking about in that Copacabana parody, which, coincidentally, will be included on a NEW ROBERT LUND CD AVAILABLE SOON.
LOL this is HILARIOUS 555! I TOILET loved it too! Urine for 3 fives this side of the men's room!
Thanx, Local Celeb. Writing this was no toilet all.
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