-> "Nazi Extremists"
Original Song Title:
"Nautical Wheelers"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nazi Extremists"
The Lyrics
Nazi Extremists who say they're "Crusaders"
Say Muslims and "Marxists" must go
Bayonets flashing, jackboot sounds crashing
Hoping their movement will grow
Now the kids were all playin' and nobody was sayin'
That a murderer would show up soon
That's cause up until this point, old Norway was peaceful
'Cause they weren't used to these kind of uncommon loons
And it's don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Why must you fill us with lead
Come on now, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Rather be living than dead
Well the left has its loonies
And the right has its crazies
But some of them just are unglued
This "Vienna School"* is a bunch of damned fools
Who hate Muslims like Hitler did Jews
He used the pseudonym of Andrew Berwick
Was into Freemasonry
And if that wasn't bad enough, he said that there's 80
People who with him agree
And it's don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Please don't blast me in the head
Come on now, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Utoya's ground's turning red
Well, now he had the nerve
To call himself a Christian
Ignoring what Christ himself said:
"Live by killing, blood spilling
Lots of swordplay and gunplay
And you'll end up by the sword, dead"**
And the old sixth commandment said
"Thou shalt not murder"
He didn't much care for that
So he set a car bomb and then went to a youth camp
And unleashed the carnage for two hours' time
And it's don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Europe does not need your kind
Come on now, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
You're driving us out of our minds
You're driving us out of our minds
Yes, you're driving us out of our minds
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