skippin' my lunch break
fun job for god's sake
hordes of them shoppers...enter in coils
open, the door swings
inside, the folks spring
on, they inch...the carpet, they soil

wastin' my day again in walmartgreeterville
tellin' all "hi"...as past, they assault
amity claimed...although i don't know their names
but i glow...when its near me, they vault

yeah, i know the reason
its discounts, they're seizin'
don't need "hello"...but its just what i do
this job's a beauty
i fulfill my duty
when they arrive...i know its my cue

wastin' my day again in walmartgreeterville
cruisin' past me...at the wheels of a cart
i'll get no fame...but i don't feel its a shame
in they slink...and i hail as they dart

they ask, "where's the pop tarts?"
and if we have truck parts
hope they feel...i can tell where to roam
if she asks for blenders
i know where to send her
they need my directions...to make it like home

wastin' my day again in walmartgreeterville
even though some...will tease me or taunt
badge shows my name...so they will know who to blame
there they go...its my store, they haunt