They were rad in the 80s, and they look cool on the ladies,
Yeah the femullet is quite the popular style
It looks good from the front or back, there's nothin' that it lacks,
But make her turn to the side and check out that profile

I found an old picture of me sportin' a mullet at age 3
Now I know that it's not just a cool new fad
I bet my sisters had mullets too, all thanks to our mama Sue
But thank goodness I never saw one on my dad

Cruisin' the aisles again down here in Mulletville
Better known to some as Super Wal-Mart
Some people claim that Jon Bon Jovi's to blame
But I know it's ole Billy Ray's fault

Although ours are finer, they're not just in Carolina
Yeah I heard they had mullets down in Georgia too
They just can't decide there, if they want long or want short hair
So they keep 'em both and call it a hairdo

My good friend Pedro has got one, long in the back, short in the front
But there's a problem and he doesn't know what to do
His girlfriend wants him to cut it, but he loves his Meximullet
And, shoot, I can't blame him cause I like it too

Cruisin' the aisles again down here in Mulletville
Better known to some as Super Wal-Mart
Some people claim that Jon Bon Jovi's to blame
But I know it's ole Billy Ray's fault

I just don't know what to do cause I used to have one too
Now I know, yeah it's probly my fault