Red and white, blue-faced, rude,
I'm Uncle Sam, now listen you:
Take my side, three thousand died,
Don't discuss, get on the bus.
Check my foes, insane with hate,
Think 72, virgins wait.
Obey the flag, attack the rags,
Don't rock the boat, cast the vote.

Obey that flag, take our side, or die.
Squishy time done come and gone, my oh my.

I'm Uncle Sam, that's who I am,
Been raising hell with my terror stand.
Shake the hand that shook the land,
Of Babylon, and Afghanistan.
Kiss my shoes, screw your dues,
Hit the road with your U.N. Blues.
I'll slam your health, expose your wealth,
Stick the knife, end your life.

Obey that flag, take our side, or die.
Squishy time done come and gone, my oh my.

Hacks and wacks, check the facts,
Son of Annan, better change your act.
We're not enthused; the Right's unglued;
You can call this song the United Nations Blues.

Obey that flag, take our side, or die.
Squishy time done come and gone, my oh my.