-> "Four Burgers, Please"
Original Song Title:
"Dire Wolf"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Four Burgers, Please"
The Lyrics
(Instrumental intro)
I was watching Late-Night TV shows
I heard a gnawing sound
was coming from my stomach
I was craving some ground round
Hamburgers, please
I'm craving fast-food burgers, jeez
Need
some burgers, please
Stood up and closed my zipper
was deciding where to eat
Hopped in my car and drove off for
the first drive-thru I'd see
Burgers for me
I'll get some hamburgers for me
Need
those burgers, please
I drove right up and then I spoke
I hoped the speaker worked
This voice came through my window
It was from the Fast-Food clerk
"Repeata, please
Repeata, por favor, Sir, please
por favor
Repeata, please"
Those words sank in
I thought real hard
I did not understand
I did not speak that girl's language
This was not going as planned
So I said, "Please
just give me four hamburgers, please...
Please
Four burgers, please"
(Instrumental break)
[during instrumental break]
{Four burgers, please}
{"Repeata, Sir", she said to me}
{Wonder what "Repeata" means}
{Well, I guess I'll see}
{I just hope that it means
that for me I'll get something to eat}
{Well, let's go and see}...
In the drive-thru line
it sure moved slow
was drooling with desire
I drove up to collect my food
at the window I inquired
She stared at me
the fast-food clerk just stared at me
No
burgers for me
No, none for me
There were no hamburgers for me
"Ninn-goo-nah", she said to me
What does that mean?
Well, I don't know
I don't know what "ninguna" means...
"None", "Ninguna" means...
"None" - "Zee-ro"!!
"ninguna" means
"none for me"...
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