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Song Parodies -> "Amiright's Now Triple X-less"
Original Song Title:
"All My Ex's Live In Texas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Strait
Parody Song Title:
"Amiright's Now Triple X-less"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Amiright's now triple X-less.
'Cause sex is got no place in any parody.
Must write your sexes triple X-less,
So that's why we write of things so menacy.
Bananas and genitilia,
On this site there is no room,
All things obscene will now be screened.
Can't write about tang of poon,
Phallus with a malice plan,
Or losing virginity.
And nipples can no more be supple,
You can't write it here you see.
Amiright's now triple X-less.
'Cause sex is got no place in any parody.
Must write your sexes triple X-less,
So that's why we write of things so menacy.
You can't write about moans and quivers,
Now you'll sink or swim.
But you still could once upon a time,
Now it wears Chuck's patience thin,
Sex took a permanent vacation.
So watch what you write,
Go put your dirty songs on the shelf,
Clean up Amiright.
Amiright's now triple X-less.
'Cause sex is got no place in any parody.
Must write your sexes triple X-less,
So that's why we write of things so menacy.
Guess I'll be abidin',
It gets removed if you try.
That's why we write of things so menacy.
'Cause sex is got no place in any parody.
Must write your sexes triple X-less,
So that's why we write of things so menacy.
Bananas and genitilia,
On this site there is no room,
All things obscene will now be screened.
Can't write about tang of poon,
Phallus with a malice plan,
Or losing virginity.
And nipples can no more be supple,
You can't write it here you see.
Amiright's now triple X-less.
'Cause sex is got no place in any parody.
Must write your sexes triple X-less,
So that's why we write of things so menacy.
You can't write about moans and quivers,
Now you'll sink or swim.
But you still could once upon a time,
Now it wears Chuck's patience thin,
Sex took a permanent vacation.
So watch what you write,
Go put your dirty songs on the shelf,
Clean up Amiright.
Amiright's now triple X-less.
'Cause sex is got no place in any parody.
Must write your sexes triple X-less,
So that's why we write of things so menacy.
Guess I'll be abidin',
It gets removed if you try.
That's why we write of things so menacy.
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DKTOS Guy, but a great read.
Ahem....how did this get by with all those body parts named? :D
That's okay, there's plenty in the archives. Especially yours.
Sounds like Guy's new theme song should be "I Get Around"...as in "I get around the ban!" As is the case with each of these protests, it is our duty to vote all fives, but this was worth it anyway!
I admit it's a clever work, but it is not our duty to vote fives, Michael. Some of us, (including the webmaster) are disconcerted when many of the top-vote-getting works are all inside works about the site. Once again, I'm going to use the example of Howard Stern and how boring it is when he drones on about his staff. I much prefer all of your works that are not name-dropping or chest beating, no matter how clever. I realise I just finished a tribute to the people here, but that is a recording, not eligible for voting as an "in-crowd" parody, and includes everyone's ideas that have nothing to do with the site. Much funnier to outsiders, who I hope we are not trying to alienate.
Rick D - I agree with you on the "inside" song issue. Unfortunately I have been one of the more guilty parties of late. I plead guilty with extenuating circumstances, I hopped on this site at a time when I was going through a ton of changes and right now I'm approaching the grand finale here at work. So I had a couple of personal venting items that I needed to put out, and then did a couple with "inside" names. Gonna try and stick to parodies that all can read, understand and enjoy. Had just been thinking about this while taking a break from mostly everything this weekend. Thanks for the re-inforcement. Going to try and access your "*m*r*ght" tr*b*t*" tonight after work. I'm chomping at the bit to see which songs you've got on there and how you did 'em. Later.
Guy, Re: my above comments - Those notwithstanding, I would have voted on this one had I known the original song because I don't necessarily view this one as "inside", at least not in the same sense. While there is an "inside" component to it what with the new guidelines I think an outside visitor would not be left in the dark by what you wrote if they knew the original song. Personally, I hold back my smuttier stuff for a few close personal friends and then watch to measure their "cringe quotient" as they read it. When my close friends start looking for someone else to follow out the door I know I've pushed the envelope too far.
That's a funny five, alright -- and I'm your COMPETITION!!! I agree with you about censorship, though.
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