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Song Parodies -> "Horrible Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Horrible Tonight"

Parody Written by:

John Bogner

The Lyrics

Rumor has it that Clapton was getting fed up with Patty Boyd at the time he wrote the song, so he might actually find this amusing.
It's late in the evening; she's wondering what beans to eat.
She boils up some pintos and throws in a little meat.
And then she asks me, "Will I smell all right?".
And I say "No, you'll smell horrible tonight."

She goes into farting, and everyone turns to see
This malodorous lady who won't get away from me.
And then she asks me "Do you feel all right?".
And I say "No, I feel nauseated tonight."

I feel nauseous just because I smell the gas that from you flies.
And the wonder of it all is that you just don't realize
How much we smell you.

It's time to go home now, and she's got an aching gut.
So she uses the toilet, and wipes off her sticky butt.
And then I tell her as she turns out the light,
I say "My darling, you smelled horrible tonight."

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Antonio D. - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Brian - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Great parody.
Porfle Popnecker - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Hate the OS so it's nice to see it get kicked around a little. Got a solid belly laugh or two out of it!

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