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Song Parodies -> "Restrained"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

NOT based on personal experience...OH...if you are listening to the OS while reading or singing along to this just insert a lot of whipping, moaning, groaning, etc., along to the beat of the instrumentals...
(Instrumental Intro)

When you're tied-up and gagged
by some fat, ugly hag
When you're hands are all bound
and your nose on the ground

cracks your spine
now you whine
in pain

Now your butt has welts
she beats you with her belt
With her sharp boot-heels
she kicks you and you squeal
you're maimed

Nasty bitch
With a switch
made me twitch
I'm brayin'

(Instrumental break)

Now she's wearing a dong
Man, that damn thing is long
it's swayin'
Then she does insert
Oh, sh*t - that sure did hurt

What a ride
On this night
I'm her bride
her dame

(Instrumental Break)

I'm spread wide
Slam and slide
screamed and cried
I came

(Instrumental jam and increased whipping, moaning, groaning, etc., out to end Fade)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Of course.
alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
screamingly funny...i was privileged to hear the recorded version of this (with the smacking sounds)...5s plus
John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This had me snorting with laughter! 5s
Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You dirty, 555, is am good.
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
A pleasure to bring you someone else's ~~~
PMS - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Twisted. 555
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS - Yeah, ain't ~ ~ ~
Mr. X - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great improvement over the original!
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mr. X ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, man, how did I miss this the first time around? Seriously LOL, maybe the best "Cocaine" parody I've read (mine is kind of 'limp', heh heh). Great work Paul. 555.
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant...and I missed your August '06 comment. Many thanks, glad you got a "kick" out of

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