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Song Parodies -> "As Ugly As The Night"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"As Ugly As The Night"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's late in the evening
She's wondering what clothes to wear
She puts on her fake cup
And brushes her pubic hair
And then she asks me
Do I look alright
And I say no, you're as ugly as the night

We go a party
And everyone turns to see
This butt-ugly lady
Crawling 'round after me
And then she asks me
Do you feel alright
And I say no, I feel awful by your side

I feel terrified
and horrified, every time I see your eyes
And the pity of it all
Is that you just don't realize
that you're so ugly

It's time to go home now
So I get an aching head
I take my clothes off
and kick her out of the bed
And then I tell her
As I turn out the light
You're so ugly, if you touch me I will bite
Oh you're so ugly, if you touch me I will bite
I'm from Belgium so I'm not very sure all of my expressions are correct or even understandable, so I'll explain 2 of them:she puts on her fake cup -> a pair of fake boobsso I get an aching head -> I need an excuse to have no sex...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Arwen - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Belgium, huh? Well, lucky for seems that making fun of ugly people is a univeral language...=)
Yet Another Dutchman - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hello, neighbor down south! This parody was really funny, as it is the opposite of Clapton's song, and I really love anti-love songs. 555! I don't know if you speak French or Dutch but... het was zeer plezant om te lezen! (Which means it was very nice to read)
Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know if this will translate well, but it appears that the girl in the song makes our Belgian guest "Phlegmish." (As opposed to "Flemish.") Another fine addition to the list of bad-girlfriend parodies.

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