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Dubya the Sheriff... he wants to bomb states who are uppity.
Dubya the Sheriff... he wants to bomb states who are uppity.

Not too profound is Bush the clown.
His "skills" all lack renown.
If you don't worship him, don't feel guilty.
If he's Sheriff, who's Deputy?
Is it Dubya, or Dick Cheney?
Who can say?

Dubya the Sheriff... wants his National Missle Defense.
Dubya the Sheriff... wants his Star Wars built, no matter what expense.

Tryin' to prop up his monarchy - he wants war, we all know.
All to satisfy Big Oil's need, Bush got to fill it - they make him go.
Bush got to fill it - they make him go.
But we'll pay...

Dubya the Sheriff... wants his National Missle Defense.
Dubya the Sheriff... wants his National Missle Defense.

Freedom squashed in Bush's way.
We must bow down to his crown.
Opponents are "terr-ists" which make him frown.
He wants Ashcroft to hunt down.
He wants Ashcroft to hunt down.
Go away!

Dubya the Sheriff... he wants to bomb states who are uppity.
Dubya the Sheriff... he wants to bomb states who are uppity.

He flexes muscle for plutocracy.
But history won't agree.
Every way he's stuck, and all is not well.
Slipping polls, the bottom will drop out.
Soon some day, the bottom will drop out.
And he'll pay...

Dubya the Sheriff... he wants to bomb states who are uppity.
Dubya the Sheriff... he wants to bomb states who are uppity...

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