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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

Jason Maier

The Lyrics

Another parody about one of the most popular drugs ever.
If you're losing your hair, and you say it's not fair, Rogaine
If you're hair's falling out, stand up and shout, Rogaine
It grows hair, it grows hair, it grows hair, Rogaine

When you got bad news, it's the balding blues, Rogaine
If you're hair's getting thin, that is a sin, Rogaine
It grows hair, it grows hair, it grows hair, Rogaine

If your hair was long, but now that it's gone, Rogaine
Remember this fact, you can grow it back, Rogaine
It grows hair, it grows hair, it grows hair, Rogaine

It grows hair, it grows hair, it grows hair, Rogaine

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MrMacphisto - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... Dude, this is the funniest fu**ing parody I've read today.... Good job....
Rogaine Parody Collector - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"Rogaine" Parody by Necrotoxen666:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/ericclapton1.shtml<­br>
"Rogaine" Parody by Malcolm Higgins:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/ericclapton4.shtml

­"Rogaine" Parody by justazeroman:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ericclapton3.shtml
"Rogaine (The drug of the 90s)" Parody by Lotus Bass:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ericclapton4.shtml
The Great Karlando - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah man, you can't really say much new in a "Rogaine" parody when it's already been done 4 times.
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! There's a lot of balding guys in the world - how can they have too much Rogaine? Good job.

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