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Song Parodies -> "Vaccine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Vaccine"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Clapton is now a well-known anti-vaxxer. But he did take the vaccine. Poor baby.
If your forehead is hot
You might give it a shot
Vaccine

ICU beds are packed
Sorry dude it’s a fact
Vaccine

It’s a stab, it’s a jab
In your flab
Vaccine

If you want to surprise her
Take her out for a Pfizer
Vaccine

Like Aparna Nancherla
You might go for Moderna
Vaccine

Get the poke, it’s no joke, you won’t croak
Vaccine

Hangin’ out at the Sturgis
COVID-19 emerges
Vaccine

If you’re overly stressed
And your lungs are a mess
Vaccine

There’s no pill, so just chill,
Don’t get ill
Vaccine

If you took ivermectin
Reconsider injectin’
Vaccine

It’s a one minute jab
If you faint, call a cab
Vaccine

Nursey, quick, with your stick
I feel sick
Vaccine

It was made at Warp Speed
Even Trump did the deed
Vaccine

Anti-vaxxers, okay
Stay fifteen feet away
Vaccine

Delta variant’s scary, compare
Vaccines

AstraZeneca too
If you’re in the EU
Vaccine

Take a plane to Wisconsin
For the Johnson and Johnson
Vaccine

You’ll get paid, unafraid, then get laid
Vaccine
©Bob “To Relieve My Frustration, Took a Vaccini-cation” Gomez 2021

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2LD4U - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT!
Peter Andersson - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
555 side effects emerging at my fingertips...
Bob Gomez - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Commentaries are nice/Hope you took my advice: Vaccine!
Johnny Raincheck - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!
You deserve your death for pushing that needle,
'Cause you're Fauci's whore!
You try to stick us, we'll blow you away,
And you'll burn forevermore!
Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!

You've been betraying our country
For nigh on eighty years:
Sucked off Hitler, sucked off Stalin;
Sucked off the trannies and queers.
Now we've seen a lot of poor saps die
From your clot shots and mandates.
What would we give to hear Satan's laugh
As you tumble through Hell's gates?

Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!
We'll put you to death on charges of treason for
Being Fauci's whore!
For lead injections you had better pray;
Other forms of death hurt more!
Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!

Now, that Fauci, he's a goose-stepping hog.
Joe Biden? Commie tool.
His mind's long gone, he's just a puppet;
Watch that moron drool!
Soon he'll stroke out if he doesn't get shot,
And then there'll be Hell to pay;
Man, we wish we could see those vaxcists
When they're facing Judgment Day!

Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!
You better hope "jabs" are saline placebos when
We "jab" you back, whore!
'Cause if they're metal, or mRNA,
You won't live many months more.
Take your "jab" and shove it
Back up your vaxcist back door!

Take your "jab" and shove it!
CML - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
But .. but ... a significant number of cases in the ICUs are people who have been vaccinated, so how is this an argument for vaccination Moreover. a majority of nurses, who have been on the front lines of this pandemic for 18 months are resisting the jab. Are they doing this out of total ignorance ?
Louie Knuxx, July 19, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Sorry but immune compromised peoples right to go get groceries trumps the guy who believes bill gates wants to chip him's right to go to the rock show
Louie Knuxx, August 13, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
F***! I don't feel so good...
Brent Henley, August 8, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
I took my vax like a good little boy... Why the hell am I dead!?
Jordan Hayes, February 23, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
I mean this with all of my heart, and it is truly spoken with love. If you don't believe in vaccinations, I genuinely think you are an idiot. Like, legitimately dense. A moron. I hope every soda you order is flat. I hope one of your boot-heels has a click and you can't figure out why. I hope you hit every red light. I hope that when you wake up in the morning and head outside to snag the paper from the lawn, you walk through your front door into a spider web. But primarily, I hope none of your family or friends suffer from your complete failings as a functional member of society.
"Idiot" & "Moron" Anti-Vaxxers, July 6, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
We mean this with all our hearts, though we will not hypocritically pretend to speak out of love as you did: Jordan Hayes, you're a fool. Your heart attack couldn't have happened to a nicer person. Here's hoping your wife and dog weren't too emotionally attached to you.
Jason Bryan Maurer, May 3 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
You don't want to get the Covid vaccine because it was done in less than a year? Wow we have lost so many people in the AIDS pandemic and we still don't have a vacine for that. We do have PREP, but no real vaccine. Shut the hell up and get your Covid vaccine!
Jason Bryan Maurer, June 5 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Dayum, it's HOT down here!
Bob Gomez - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Used to be a talk host/Now I'm kind of a ghost: Vaccine!
Joe Rogan, Today: - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
I'm still standing
Better than I've ever been...
Ronald Babb, Sr. April 12, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Me and Rosie got our covid shots. We are waiting to turn into robots. Lol.
Anti-Vaxxer Doing Best Nelson Muntz Impression, April 19, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Ha ha!
Thomas Flanigan, January 6, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
I did it for the free orange juice. I'm pretty sure the needle was like a foot long. The good news is that I didn't feel the microchip going in but I can hear local radio stations now.
Thomas Flanican, April 27, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Well, that’s it. I have completed my shift as the great American cliché. In the spirit of what turned out to be my last New Year’s letter, my wild and crazy life has again taken a new, unexpected turn with my shocking and unexpected, yet fabulous, exit. Yes, I have joined the likes of Princess Diana, John Belushi, and Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter in leaving while still at the top of my game as an iconic superhero who seemed almost too good to be true.

I will admit that I originally got married for the husband jokes and had kids for the dad jokes. It did not disappoint. The jokes I mean, but Amy and the kids were pretty good too.

I know it’s impossible to believe, but I, the Ginger God of Surgery and Shenanigans, have fought my last cow (you’re welcome Tim) and ridden off into the glorious sunset after re-enlisting with a new unit. Due to the unknown and cosmic nature of my next mission, this will be our last communication. My whereabouts are now top secret, but let’s just say I have made some new friends by the names of Elvis and Kenny.
Dr. Witold Rogiewicz, January 29, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Vaccinate yourself to protect yourself, your loved ones, friends and also patients. And to mention quickly I have info for anti-vaxxers and anti-coviders if you want to contact Bill Gates you can do this through me. I can also provide for you from my organism the 5G network. I am sorry I hadn’t spoke for a bit but I was just getting autism.
Dr. Witold Rogiewicz, February 15, 2021 - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
YOU LIED TO ME BILL GATES! LIED!! LIED!!! LIIIIEEEEDDDD!!!!
Antivascist - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Your stupidity has been archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20210903183444/http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ericclapton154.shtml
Bob Gomez - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Mr. Rogaine’s okay/Who am I to say “neigh”?/Vaccine!
Bob Gomez - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Havin’ fun with this thread/Was it something I said?/Vaccine!
Bob Gomez - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Johnny Raincheck with ‘roids/Intellectually void:/Vaccine!
Phil Alexander - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
The innumerate, they seem to hate
Vaccine
Those who get the stats all get that
Vaccine
You can tell CML "go to hell"
Vaccne
No Clot Shots For Me - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
When you're finally dead and in Hell with the other vaxcists, Alexander and Gomez, give our regards to Louie Knuxx, Brent Henley, Jordan Hayes, Jason Maurer, Ronald Babb, Thomas Flanigan, and Witold Rogiewicz. I'm sure they'll be glad to concur with you that their deaths soon after taking the clot shots were all pure coincidences, and that we shouldn't let such anecdotal evidence dissuade us from taking those clot shots that don't provide any immunity, don't reduce the disease's symptoms, won't convince governments to stop trampling their citizens' rights to freedom of assembly, and actually (somehow) make us even MORE susceptible to infection from those unwashed masses who refuse to take the "vaccine" that isn't a vaccine.
"Notorious" Ruth Bader Ginsburg - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
I'd have long been dead
If I were anybody else,
Cause if the good die young...
If the good die young...
Oh. there ain't a sentence
Gonna hold me, punks,
'Cause I'm gonna live forever
If the good die young!
Bob Gomez - September 03, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks for all your comments/It’s been rather intense/Vaccine! But it’s clogging the site/Like a clot, AmiRight?/Vaccine! As for wishing me well/Guess I’ll see you in hell/Vaccine! Chucky G/Hear my plea/Where’s my fee? Vaccine!
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2021 - Report this comment
A pharmacist shot me. Twice. And he also shot a sheriff and a deputy.
Peter Andersson - September 04, 2021 - Report this comment
Too many people these days don't understand why parodies are FUN! It seems the 13 constant One-Guys hated this one so much they all hit it twice, one-votes standing at 26 at the moment. (I think that's a first, congratulations to that achievement Mr Gomez!, now the rest of us old bastards are gonna pick up challenge and throw it over the rasied bar).

Me, I voted 555 and I loved it, despite being one of those that won't take the vaccin, because I've suffered horrible side effects from vaccines before, twice. BTW - on Sep 10 Denmark will lift it's Covid restrictions because they've judged it "no longer a critical threat to society" and according to interviews I've seen here in Sweden they plan to treat it as just any seasonal flu from now on. It will be a bit of a conundrum for all those commuting to work over the Copenhagen-Malmoe bridge unless the virus gets informed that it's supposed to be aggressively lethal where they get in the car and almost totally harmless where they get out, or the other way around depending on starting point.
Libby - September 07, 2021 - Report this comment
To the one person trouncing the vaccine and listing names of 7 people who allegedly died from the vaccine (and don't deny, you are only ONE)...Wow, so much effort for so little regard for facts and any sense of space. SEVEN deaths you can name for all of your research. Was it because of breakthrough cases, or because of the vaccine? I will betcha the right-winger websites you scoured this info don't answer that. This ain't BLM, dimwit. I will bet you a million ivermectrin doses that nobody cared that much back in 1918 during the Spanish flu . You are not intelligent, you are not standing up for your liberties, YOU ARE MERELY SCARED.
Hey dorks - September 07, 2021 - Report this comment
cdc.com COVID-19 vaccines are effective To date, no unexpected patterns have been identified in the case demographics or vaccine characteristics among people with reported vaccine breakthrough infections. COVID-19 vaccines are effective. CDC recommends that everyone 12 years of age and older get a COVID-19 vaccine as soon as they can. For those who are fully vaccinated and get infected (ie, “breakthrough infections”), there is a risk of transmission to others. That is why, if you are vaccinated or unvaccinated and live in an area with substantial or high transmission of COVID-19, you will be better protected if you wear a mask when you are in indoor public places, even if you are fully vaccinated. People who are immunocompromised may not be protected even if fully vaccinated and may be more likely to have a breakthrough infection. They should continue to take all precautions recommended for unvaccinated people, until advised otherwise by their healthcare provider.
Eric Clapton - September 21, 2021 - Report this comment
Welcome back to my show/Changed my mind, you should know: Vaccine! All my fingers are fine/You get yours, I got mine: Vaccine! Southern drawls, guys and dolls, protocols: Vaccine!
Whistleblowing Nurse - September 21, 2021 - Report this comment
With the nurses all gone/You might not hang on: Vaccine! Dont forget these facts/We quit due to Vaxx: Vaccine! We dont lie, seen folks die, docs deny: Vaccine!
Derek and the Monoclones - September 21, 2021 - Report this comment
I got news for the nurses/There’s a wait line for hearses: Vaccine! If you’re unvaccinated/Now your pay is prorated: Vaccine! It’s your job, get the swab, talk to Bob: Vaccine!
Claude Prez - September 22, 2021 - Report this comment
Hey hey! It's a classic Bob Gomez parody! I like to think I could have guessed who wrote it without looking at the author but we'll never know. Great stuff, even if I don't totally agree with every word. Anyway, always refreshing to see old school high quality here when I pop in
CML - September 22, 2021 - Report this comment
This is a real hoot. We should turn a parody stanza of "Cocaine" into a kind of Amiright haiku
monstermaster13 - September 22, 2021 - Report this comment
While most people are here for the drama in the comments, i'm just here for the song which I love.
John Dacey - September 23, 2021 - Report this comment
Refuse getting dosed? / I'll be fine when you're toast. / Vaccine. / Awesome. Thanks for this.

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