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Song Parodies -> "Willie and the Hand Jobbin'"

Original Song Title:

"Willie and the Hand Jive"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Willie and the Hand Jobbin'"

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The Lyrics

This is not porn... it is what politicians do to us and each other as laws are crafted that make little sense. if politicians had to live by the laws they made, there would be more sensible laws.
Willie and the Hand Jobbin'

(Sung to 'Willie and the Hand Jive- - Eric Clapton)

There's a place called Washington D.C.
Where bad things happen to you and me
Polluted hot air from bloviation
Laugh up their sleeves as they ruin our nation

And when they reach across the aisle
We all suffer worse when we're defiled
A gladhanding move from politics...
Hallowed halls stained from their bullshit

A Hand Jobbin', Hand Jobbin', Hand Jobbin'
Do that crazy jive

A former mayor named Willie Brown
Took Kamala out on the town...
If you surrounbd my ebon tower...
Then will you be blessed with extra power

Hand Jobbin', Hand Jobbin', Hand Jobbin'
Do that crazy jive

Now you know the truth of it all...
Politicians heed corrupting call...
They do the political dossie do...
Yes this hand Jobbin' sort of blows...

Hand Jobbin', Hand Jobbin', Hand Jobbin'
Do that crazy jive

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Terminologist - August 19, 2020 - Report this comment
Basically, think of it as a "Hollywood handjob" except for it being based more in Washington D.C. (or your state's capital) and with uglier people (i.e. politicians instead of actors and actresses).
Libby - August 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Just like Don and Ivanka.

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