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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Brad "Duke" Snyder

The Lyrics


You lost all your hair, and it just isn’t fair – Rogaine.
Your love-life’s a flop. Got a mop on your top – Rogaine.
It’s alright, we will fight for your pride – Rogaine.

There’s nothin’ but skin
Where your doo should have been – Rogaine.
You cry every night; not a fiber in sight – Rogaine.
Never fear, we’ll be there, ear to ear – Rogaine.

You know it’s a crime when your dome has a shine – Rogaine.
It ruins your mood when your noggin is smooth – Rogaine.
Don’t you stress. We suggest, yeah, you guessed – Rogaine.

Not a rug, not a plug, not a drug, not a club – Rogaine.

Don’t be grim. Don’t give in. You can win. Come on in! (Rogaine)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jeff - April 10, 2017 - Report this comment
This parody kinda grows on ya! (Bad pun) 5's
Brad 'Duke' Snyder - April 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff. Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a little a-head of its time (Even Worse pun). Appreciate the high rating. Your check's in the mail. Brad
Callmelennie - April 10, 2017 - Report this comment
I was going to do this once and came up with this one line -- When you're hairline's gone, but you wanna Don Juan -- Rogaine ... After that, i just dropped the ball. Must have been really lazy that day
Rob Arndt - April 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Hair today, gone tomorrow? Another bad pun, but 555!
jokher - April 10, 2017 - Report this comment
guess i'll have to bare with this
Brad 'Duke' Snyder - April 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the 5s. My people!
Brad 'Duke' Snyder - April 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, does anyone know how to add an audio file to an already submitted lyric? I'm not Eric Clapton (the artist's name for this song is Hairic Cap-On), but I noticed some others submitted audio, so I was hoping I could include them when I submit lyrics. Or is it too late, once the lyric is "in the bank"? Thanks. -Brad

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