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Song Parodies -> "Methane"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eric Clapton
Parody Song Title:
"Methane"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
A lot of you know that Eric Clapton had a little bit of a problem, his with drugs.
Not too many of you know that I had a problem myself ... of a different nature.
Not too many of you know that I had a problem myself ... of a different nature.
When the gurgl-ing sounds
all come from way deep down: METHANE.
It's a smell that won't please
like cows that cut the cheese: METHANE.
In an elegant scene
when you just want to be mean: METHANE.
Silent deadly- type
squeezed out with all your might: METHANE.
It will pass.
It's just gas
out your ass: METHANE.
When you're smelling like poo,
but you can't find the loo: METHANE.
It can clear out the room
and make a sonic boom: METHANE.
CHORUS
When it just slips right out,
but then it leaves no doubt: METHANE.
When you feel like you fart,
but there's a solid part: NOT METHANE.
CHORUS x2
all come from way deep down: METHANE.
It's a smell that won't please
like cows that cut the cheese: METHANE.
In an elegant scene
when you just want to be mean: METHANE.
Silent deadly- type
squeezed out with all your might: METHANE.
It will pass.
It's just gas
out your ass: METHANE.
When you're smelling like poo,
but you can't find the loo: METHANE.
It can clear out the room
and make a sonic boom: METHANE.
CHORUS
When it just slips right out,
but then it leaves no doubt: METHANE.
When you feel like you fart,
but there's a solid part: NOT METHANE.
CHORUS x2
Copyright © 2010 Mick Terry MickTerry.com
Methane
Parody of Cocaine by Eric Clapton,
original music & lyrics by J.J. Cale © 1976
On YouTube, performed live by Blond Chitlin'Goldstein
with Doc Johnson & The HeatSeekers
w/ special guests Omer Avni or Michael Gussin.
Kulak's Woodshed (North Hollywood, CA) 2-8-10
Guitar Merchant (Canoga Park, CA) 2-10-10
Methane
Parody of Cocaine by Eric Clapton,
original music & lyrics by J.J. Cale © 1976
On YouTube, performed live by Blond Chitlin'Goldstein
with Doc Johnson & The HeatSeekers
w/ special guests Omer Avni or Michael Gussin.
Kulak's Woodshed (North Hollywood, CA) 2-8-10
Guitar Merchant (Canoga Park, CA) 2-10-10
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Mick: This is a GAS! I score this CH4 (organic chemistry for 5-5-5) ;D
As a chemical engineer I always love the hydrocarbon parodies. Here's 555 grams of CH4.
Passing some fives onto you!
he he
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Mick. This parody stinks, but in a good way. It was on the nose, but in a good way.
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