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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I was hoping against hope this was an original idea. Silly me. But here's my take on it anyway. Thanks for the indulgence.
If hair doesn't sprout
Go break that check book out
A little foam
Can help testosterone
If it’s gone, rub some on, won’t take long

If it’s something you lack
Except those on your back
And you feel exposed
Because your noggin glows
If it’s gone, rub some on, won’t take long

You want it to grow,
And you just bought a comb
Just don’t forget that cap
If you can’t get it back
If it’s gone, rub some on, won’t take long
Originally published on The Blogging Baker

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Stan Hall - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
But, Warren, that spray-on hair works 555 times quicker! :-)
2Eagle - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Eric Clapton may need that now.
Old Man Ribber - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
This one kind of grows on you! ;D
Phil Nelson - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Cool one
Warren Baker - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Personally, I think Eric can afford transplants or several thousand cans of that Ron Popeil stuff. Thanks for the notes, guys!

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