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Song Parodies -> "Big Mouthful to Bite"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Big Mouthful to Bite"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

I'm a devout Claptonite since '68, and have EC's blessing on destroying this love song inspired by Man vs. Food on the Travel Channel.
It’s early one evening, we’re wonderin’ what food to eat.
A deep dish from Vito’s, or big steak from Angus Pete.
We buy 5-pound T-bones, medium rare just right.
And I say yes, that’s a big mouthful to bite.

A big baked potato, with sour cream and some chives.
I pass on the cabbage, for fear it will give me hives.
Later dessert’s served, giant cheesecake delight.
And I say yes, that’s a big mouthful to bite.

That’s a big mouthful, because I see the straining in your eyes.
And the gluttony, of it all, is that we just ate 6 Big Macs
before we came here.

It’s time to go home now, and I’ve got an aching gut.
So I give her the car keys, she stops at Pizza Hut.
We hit the bathrooms, cause our faces are white.
And I say yes, those were big mouthfuls to bite.
And furthermore, we were gluttonous tonight.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Mark Scotti - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Very "fulfilling", Jim! I give it 555 pounds...
Jim Rotondo - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark for your 1/4 ton rating!
Harry - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
white faces and bathrooms--LOL! what a description. Great, Jim.
Jim Rotondo - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Harry, you know I watched "Supersize Me" last night and almost lost a lung when he hurled thru his car window at Mc Donalds.

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