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Song Parodies -> "After Termites"

Original Song Title:

"After Midnight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"After Termites"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Dedicated to my Ant Lorraine.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna walk on rubble and ground.
We’re gonna preview termination.
We’re gonna pay for infestation.
We’re gonna find ourselves to be homeless bound.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.

After termites, we’re gonna shake our trampoline,
After termites, its all gonna be cheap grass and Murine.
We’re gonna postpone all debauchery,
We’re gonna burn our ruined property,
We’re gonna find ourselves to be homeless bound.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.

After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.

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Second Verse

After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.
After termites, we’re gonna see our house fall down.

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Mark Scotti - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title sub, and VERY funny parody! Speed dial for Terminix is 555!!!!
alvin - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
nice word substitutions...my fave of the day
John A. Barry - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Coming to terms.
Jim Rotondo - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks very much guys, those little buggers have cost me thousands!
Harry - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I've had mites and they are mitey! Had to put cement where those dang terms ate. All 5s.
Christie Marie M - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Termites are the infuriating pests in America! They're well known to destroy perfectly good homes. I echo Mark's comment. Here's some al-mitey 555's!!
2Eagle - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I suppose you live in the south. The whole thing is a pain - the tenting, moving out and the cost.
Jim Rotondo - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Actually 2Eagle, I'm in South Jersey across from Philly. What's really bad around here are the gypsy moths....downright awful.
TJC - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm infestin' n' inculcatin' y'all with 5's for this diabolical ditty, Jim...
Andy Primus - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one - I like the parody & the OS
Peregrin - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Good work, Jim R. Nice lead-in as well!
Jim Rotondo - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
You guys are just too nice, and a compliment to the lead-in too boot, that's a first!
Dreaded Mom - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Good job. Score five against the bugs.

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